Flabongo to Make Guest Appearance on G2S

I, the Chalupa, do hereby announce my forthcoming bimonthly miami visit will begin on June 9th. I should be in town for about a week and I expect full on shenanigans to occur. I know this may be intimidating to some as I have been living in pure drunken debauchery ever since moving in with Kate. BUT not to worry you can live up to making the same mistakes as us! To facilitate this process I will be bringing the FLABONGO on all G2S outings! The flabongo is the most awesome beer bong shaped flamingo on the planet. We will be the envy of everyone on the sandbar. Single guys, no need to thank me for the serious ass the flabongo will help you pull. See pictures of what awaits you above.

In addition to the flabongo I will also be traveling with two amazing friends. No, they aren't girls (sorry, I know how the G2S loves girls), but they are gay so that's kinda the same thing.

First is John McCool. Many of you may remember him from drunken visits past. One time he blacked out, wandered away from Matt and Andrew, ended up on Grand Ave around 3am and played dead under a streetlight in an attempt to hide from the cops. A great story that you all must demand to hear straight from the source. John has also previously gotten drunk with some of you on the gambling boat, at local dance and strip clubs, and at Fantasy Fest. These days he is a staple on the back patio with Kate and I and you will laugh hilariously with him. We're pictured above at the "Steers and Queers" party I threw for him for his birthday.

Next is Mike Clyne. Not quite as funny as McCool, but much nicer. And he gets just as drunk. Except somehow he seems to always hold it together better than Kate and I. He sets up our stereo system that gets us in trouble with the cops before our parties (invaluable) and he deals with my drunk assholeishness very well which means you all will get a break from it when I'm in town. God knows we don't need another episode of me coming out of the Cuda bathroom confused and 1/2 naked. Mike and I are pictured above at the 2009 NYC Snuggie Pub Crawl.

I'm excited to come visit and I look forward to drinking, boating, drinking, beer ponging, drinking, Grove Isle pooling, drinking, sleeping, drinking, grilling, drinking, boating and drinking with you all!!