Today is a day to remember...
Charlie Altman and Marley Kessler of Virginia Street are having their balls removed. Their vet, Dr. Bailey of Country Club Animal Hospital is performing the procedure as I write this. Some concern has been expressed as to whether they would look like they have vaginas when all is said and done... When questioned about this possibility, Dr. Bailey is quoted as saying, "No, they will not look like they have vaginas...I promise." It is said that when the balls are removed, there will be an, "empty sack" which remains. Additional concern has been expressed as to whether Maya Altman will think that this is her purse and try to put things in it. Further updates to follow... The family has requested that you keep them in your prayers.
CARI your posting rights will be EXTREMELY SHORT LIVED if you continue along this posting trend...
ReplyDeleteNot a trend...just BALLS... or lack thereof.. Please make a note of it.
ReplyDeleteThanks,
Marleys Dad
Balltastic!
ReplyDeleteC'mon DeCarlo, that was pretty funny, you gotta admit.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I'm hoping we get few posts in the near future, so I don't see that next time I pop in.
What are you talking about? This is a FANTASTIC post!
ReplyDeleteThis keeps getting more and more funny. Cari is gifted!
ReplyDeleteLook- I'm just trying to report the news, people.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree... I think it is a pretty funny post.
ReplyDeleteHey Andrew - you can be a post Nazi if and when you start adding some posts.
If we left the posts up to you and Matt all we would get would be the occasional picture of weekend boating...
BTW - I hope the boys are doing well post op. Hopefully they are in a drug induced sleep at the moment...
Awesome post - and the comments thread is even better. This is the kind of stuff that gets most of us through the work days!!
ReplyDeleteRock on Marley and Charlie - balls to the wall!
Not going to create a whole new post, but in case anyone was wondering- Charlie and Marley are coming home today and are doing well. Marley had no complications. Charlie, who is a gay dog and always has complications, has what is referred to by Dr. Bailey as, "scrotal edema"- translation- one gigantic swollen ball! We are hoping the swelling goes down over the next few days so that he can go out in public without being laughed at...
ReplyDeleteok this thread is getting hilarious now...
ReplyDeleteUnprecedented number of comments! Glad to hear the dogs are doing well... sorry Charlie cannot go out in public for a few days. I'm sure it will get better.
ReplyDeleteI'm also a fan of this post. Saturday afternoon, 1:22pm, roll out of bed in Miami, I need to know the news. And this is news. Good for you gettin' 'em snipped. Its better for everyone this way.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a gay lab with no nuts?
ReplyDeletea hononutual...get it? Like homosexual? No nutual...
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